You, my dear, smell.
Not in the, "Oh, you smell like roses!" smell.
No no no....you smell like a dog. Your blanket smells like a dog. The rug smells like a dog.
Your chair....wait. MY chair! When did it become your chair? Oh yeah. It became yours when YOU GOT YOUR SMELL ON IT!
You're a big, goofy, wild, hard headed, smelly dog.
Want a treat? :)